Friday July 14, 2017
7:00 pm HST
We got a name for the winners in the world. I want a NAME win I LOSE. ‘Cause babe, even the LOSERS GET LUCKY SOMETIMES! So bring your male enhancements, vacuum pumps, tantric methods, self help books, instruction manuals, priests, rabbis, ministers, oracles, participation trophies, support groups, life coaches, cult leaders, $6, bug spray, virgins and cranium torch. Special prize for worst performance on trail.