Wanks Who Keep Cumming

Wanks who have hashed with us in the past year


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13″ Cock Tower / Pink Clam Pussy
3 & Out
6 Year Itch
A Ray of Fucking Sunshine
Amish Roadkill
Ass If
ATM (Ass To Mouth)
Betty Cocker
Big Ol’ Box of Cocks
Blitzkireig (K9)
Blowin Roadies
Boneless
Bubbles
Bush Driver
Butt Chug
Cacklez
Camo Tow
Can I Get U Off?
Can’t Feel It
Captain Princess Pee-Pee Pants
Casting Cooch
Claim to Flame
Cock Deposit
Cock-a-Noodle
Cockleganger
Commie Blowjabi
Cooter Webs
Cop-u-later
Cream of Sum Young Bond
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
Cum On Ride This Train
Cums On All Bases
Cums with Batteries
Cuntpletely Forgettable
Cuntput / Libercrotchy
Custom Shag
Deadwood
Desperate Lay
Diarrhea of Man Spanks
Dick Lips
Did We Fuck?
Dis-Whoreiented
Dumb Cumster
Elmo’s Fuck Buddy
Emerald Titties
Eternal Virgin
Extra Virgin Anal Oil
Face Fuck that Shit (K9)
Family Matters
Feeldoe Floggins
Fishlips – Miss InterAmerica 2015
Flabong Me
Flasic
Four Finger Tamale Tugger
Fucking In-tents
Gaelic Pasties AKA Haggis
Gaping Panda Hidden Homo
Gayfully Employed
Gender Bender
GILF
Greg Loose Anus
Gutter Balls
Hairy Mankini
Hit Me With Your Cum Shot
Hoist N Moist
Homo Erectus
Horny Ole Ride
Hostess with the Most Tits
Hump N Pump
I*ll Fucking Kill You
Immaculate Cuntception
Its Too Soft / Fuji
Jacoochie
Jewbacca
Kappa Grabba Cock
La Drone
Lady Closet Fag
Lawrence of the Labia
Learner’s Permit
Long Time Cumming
Man Buns of Steel
Merkin Not Required
Midsummer Night’s Cream
Mission Assquire
Money $hot
Monogamistake
Moon Over My Truckie
Mount*n Dew Her
Nautical Pussy
Necro Polo
Not In My Hair
Nuns Shall Pass
Once You Go Black
Pedaltration
Pee Hard On
Pink Well
Pissing Ditzy
Pocket Full Of Lube
Poly Glamorous
Port-a-pussy
Prairie Dog*n
Pretty Pussy Pants
Psychedelic Cum Fountain
Psycho Fill’er
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
Rape Juice
Redneck Trainwreck
Return of the Son of the King of the Goblin Cock
Robo Copafeel
Rocky Mountin’ Purple Dildo
Rough Sexxxtimate
Salad Tosser
Sax-A-Ma-Bone
SCFAL (Sucks Cock For A Living)
Scibbies the Granny Vasher
Secret Diddler Man
Seedeater
Semen Posturepedic
Seoul Brudda
Sheiße Superveiße aka NEEEEERRRRRD!
Show Me Your Dong, I’m the Piano Man
Show Me Your Tits
Showcase Shartdown
Shucks a Mean Dick
Silent But Deadly
Simon Says
Slippery Digit
Snatch Cracker
Snores for Whores
Splooge McFuck Face
Sucks The Dick – Shoots The Dude (STD)
Taco Bar Bell
Tae Kwon Blow Me
The Amazing Blindo
THFKA Dr. Taco
Third Muskequeer
TITT Grill
Toe Dirt
Tongue The Bum / Anxiously Anal
Tri-harder
Twat Floss
Twisted fister
Tyra Spanks
Ultraman
Unanim-ass
Unlucky Skidmark
Upright Position
Urine Trouble (K9)
Useless Seamen
Venereal Day
Vibreaker
Weird Al Spankabitch
Wendy FlufferPorn
Whip It Out
White Girl Wasted
Who Said Shed? -K9
Yes to the Dress

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