#1138 – August THICC Moon

Golden Shower Moon – –

Boy do I feel sorry for all the wanks who missed out on a finger fucking squeaking good time!! That’s okay though cause we drank all the virgins and fucked all the beer without you!

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Two heroic hares took up the task of the Forgotten Trail at the last minute and boy was it a
S-H-I-T-T-Y trail. Squeakers the Jizz Clown and Finger Fucking Good gave maximum effort and led a beautiful, star-scattered trail through Holliday Park for the last THICC moon trail of the hash calendar year.

On this trail, hashers were few but mighty, braving flash flood warnings to come out and wade in the Shiggy. Including the ever-eager NEEEEERRRRD, who we discovered is actually blind to star-shaped balloons and incapable of perceiving them, blowing past several on trail despite “clear instructions” in circle.

We laughed and played at a super cool play stop before continuing the hunt for True Trail.

The hashers got to see the hours’ worth of work that the hares had put into a false trail before the marks were caught in the rising waters of a FLASH FLOOD AREA (safety third).

Through the shiggy, we did come upon a special quest to fetch lost star balloons. While hunting for the stars, Did We Fuck was sucked into Squeakers’ muddy hole, but luckily managed to keep his shoe.

Eventually, all the stars were found, and treats and shots were handed out to all.

With the quest over, we proceeded along the rest of the trail, where we found ourselves staring in awe at Tamara’s big ash tree and enjoying the beauty of this wonderful park.

Thankfully, Dribbz was willing to continue brushing up on his RA skills and sucksessfully ran both circles, where we celebrated some impressive milestones: The Pringler’s 50th and Did We Fuck’s 425th indyscent trail. GET A LIFE!!!

All in all, people got muddy, shots were had, beers were drunk, and we all got to enjoy our golden star shower which was followed by tasty on afters and additional libations at fat dans.

On, on!