Hash #1142: Nine Two Five Hash
📅 Date: Saturday, September 26, 2026
⏰ Time: 3:00 PM
🐇 Hares: Brokeback Belcher, Just Michelle, Toe Dirt
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Grab that Dolly Parton outfit hanging in the closest and call your bestie Jolene, because it’s time for the Nine Two Five hash! Don’t have a costume? No worries. We’ll have a suitable alternative at circle. Just bring a top that will accommodate “Dolly substitutes” (think Camo at Prom, y’all)
Trail will have Turkey and Eagle components, shiggy, Islands in the Stream, and pavement. If you choose your adventure wisely, those lovely sequins will make it through, unscathed. We take no responsibility for the safety of your wigs, tho, so make sure they’re cheap.
AND – *an added bonus* – because there was extra beer after Nash, MM has agreed to provide the beer for trail so that your hash cash can, instead, go to Dolly’s Imagination Library as a donation. The kennel will do some kind of match for extra support. Because kids need books.
*DISCLAIMER THAT DRIBBZ IS MAKING ME INCLUDE* The exact dollar match is TBD – because we can’t bankrupt the kennel if you half minds get overly enthusiastic about donating.
So, mark those calendars, limber up, and cum to Don Challis Park on September 26th (better hares would have done this on 9-25) at 3pm. Flour, chalk, toilet paper/caution tape, beer, seltzer, NAs, and snacks await your lovely faces.
I (and your other hares) Will Always Love You, ya wanks.
ON-ON