Hash #1126: HAH Hash – 2026
📅 Date: Saturday, May 23, 2026
⏰ Time: 1:00 PM
🐇 Hares: 13” Cocktower/ Pink Clam Pussy, ClamBake, Secret Diddler Man, That's A Moray
Start Location:
HAH Hash. What is it?
HAH stands for Half-Ass-Hoosier Hash and predates Indyscent by a few years. A couple of Texas hashers decided there wasn’t enough shenanigans on the Saturday before the Indianapolis 500, and they were compelled to lay trail.
This tradition has not been lost to us; it has continued since. Although we cannot enter the Coke lot, nor can we enter the Lions Club lot, nor can we go to Big Al’s to camp, we will fucking persevere.
Trail will traverse through an unthinkable amount of human shiggy, vendors, and RVs. The event is at the track, so wear the best race car, redneck, or Americana attire! This is a great event to bring a virgin. (Note: Not historically a K9-friendly trail.)
What? HAH Hash 2026
When? Saturday, 1:00 PM
Who? 13″CockTower and Friends
How? In the greatest redneck/American-themed attire!
Where? Leonard Park – Speedway, Indiana
ON-AFTER!
There is an On-After at Tosser’s place. Food, beers, partying, and shits and giggles.
Im gonna get a pineapple whip or a corn dog from a trailer.
I’ll definitely get a corndog. The one I had last year was great.