When
Saturday May 25, 2024
3:00 pm - 11:00 pm HST
iCal
Hares
Details
Once again it’s that time in May
When we hash the god damned ‘Murican way!
Yeah there’s a race, and I’m sure it’s great
But we’re just here to drink and tailgate!
So grab some scissors, find some jeans
And cut them near the pocket seams.
A bikini or tank top will do,
Just don’t forget Red, White, and Blue.
Feel free to get carried away
And put your bits on slight display.
For once in our debaucherous lives
We’ll blend in with the muggle hives.
Trail is thick human shiggy in lots:
Show them your tits, they’ll give you shots!
When we’re too hot and quite shit-faced
We’ll on-after back at Tosser’s place.
We’ll circle up and have a meal,
And beer will flow for quite the deal:
Twenty-five bucks for this shit-show
So scroll down now and fucking rego!
If you are unaware, this is our yearly hash around the Indy 500 party lots.
Cost
$25 gets you everything trail and after party.
If you don’t want to do trail, just show up to party any time after 5:30pm and help out where needed until the pack is back.
If you don’t want to party, you can pay the normal $6 for trail. Be advised: this is historically a walking only trail. Also, we generally end up circling back up at Tosser’s instead of at start to avoid additional attention, but TBD.
More details to cum when the hares supply it.
On-After party
Casa de Tosser
1825 Sandoval Ct,
Indianapolis, IN 46214
Food and beer included in rego price.
Don’t be dicks and block Tosser’s neighbors’ driveways.
Bring
Lawn chair. Sun screen. Hash cash. Bare arms. Mullets. Appetite.
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