#806…Tosserween II…Saturday, October 27, 2018

Hashers from Indy and elsewhere went drink-and-treating at Tosserween II. The festivities started with a trail that Cock Tower and Tosser hared, with some hashers wearing Halloween costumes during the hash. Before heading on-out, hashers were split into four teams for the activities at each of the booze checks. The first alcohol check was a shot check where there was a piñata filled with little bottles of booze and candy. Hashers didn’t have to wait long for the booze, as after getting spun around, Vibreaker nailed the piñata and booze and candy came flying out. After climbing up a steep uphill to some train tracks and then down, as well as going past some athletic fields, the first beer check was at the top of a hill past the athletic fields. Here, the teams had to wrap up one person like a mummy. The judges narrowed it down to Boneless with a bra and diaper, with a flap hanging out like his dick, and Desperate Lay, who was a mummy engaging in bondage with his eyes covered and hands tied (At least I think that’s what it was, so I’m sticking to it). To decide the winner, hashers had to stand behind the person they thought had the better mummy, and Desperate won by a vote. After heading through a ridiculous amount of shiggy, hashers competed in a pumpkin carving contest at the next beer check. After getting 30 minutes to carve the pumpkins, the teams came up with a pumpkin with a sad face (that more than one hasher said looked like Mr. Fuji) and a case of diarrhea, one being DP’d with beer bottles, “Budweenie”, which had a precisely drawn dick that showed some nice handiwork, and one with a vagina (complete with the pubic hair) and a butthole wrapped in Gender Bender’s gently used panties, with the latter being the winner.

At circle, Toe Dirt passed on the hashit. Nominated to receive the hashit were BILF Nye The Anal Guy, who previously had it but got drunk at the last hash and left it in the parking lot, and Toe Dirt for complaining about the hashit during trail. BILF was voted to receive it. Just Clay called out Cock Tower for forgetting to pay his bill at the on-after at a previous hash. To make up for Just Clay covering the bill, he got to enjoy those beers out of the flabongo. For a reason I can’t remember, Cock Tower also drank out of the flabongo, and did a great job of not spilling much beer. Visitors also provided everyone with some songs and dicks, and since she traveled the farthest for Tosserween II, Takes It In The Assberger drank with the Tosser Tube. As she was likely to spill beer on her clothes and costume, she was told that she should take off what she didn’t want wet. When she asked if she could take off one more piece of clothing, Butt Chug informed her that she could get as naked as she wanted.

After everyone ate some food, there was the costume contest. While there were a bunch of great costumes, Desperate Lay won best costume for “Pumpkin Spice”. If you want to see a picture, check out the Facebook group. The contest for best undressed was a little less competitive, as after the contest was announced, Twat Floss and Gender Bender got up on the table and performed, with the judges asking them what flavor of booze they wanted as their prizes.

There also were two namings. Unless the hash decides to rename either of them, henceforth Just Clay shall be known as Anal Free Since ‘93 and Just Shawntee shall be known as Shorter Than Shiggy.

I must also point out that there was an extremely white trash hot tub, which consisted of a kiddy pool that was heated up by a propane tank through an old pickup radiator.

Thanks to Tosser for hosting such a great event!

On-out,

BILF Nye The Anal Guy