#965… Indyscent Analversary Hash Trash Saturday… August 20, 2022
So there we were. It was a hot-ish August day and dozens of wankers were gathering in the parking lot of an abandoned theater off of West 86th Street. Dressed in their already-stained white shirts, the pack circled up. Among these wanks were Balls in the Hole, Triceratits, Show Me Your Dong I’m the Piano Man, Flabong Me, Nautical Pussy, Scary Pooter, Man Buns of Steel, SAM, Just Jeff, TMI General, Pocket Full of Lube, Shorter Than Shiggy, Anal Free Since 93, Libercrotchy, Vibreaker, Peg the Patriarchy, Secret Didlerman, Rest in Penis, Fifty Shades of Green, Feeldo Floggins, The Vid Can’t Even Handle Me Right Now, Not the Poopy End, I’ll Fucking Kill You, LeoHard, Poly Glamarous, Just Thor, Pubio, Toe Dirt, Just Alli, The horned hares, Monogamistake, Just Yohan and Tyra Spanks were all too eager to bust out the red wine. The hares ran off and Remember Me led the pack in a song that is literally about peeling a banana, eating a banana, pooping a banana, eating the shit off of the ground, puking it back up, eating the puke and then going bananas…not at all weird.
We meandered our way north on Ditch Road and ducked into Daubenspeck Community Nature Park where Just Yohan was eager to fuel our bad decisions with a splashing of wine. We weaved our way onto some paths and into some mild shiggy before heading (wsh?) back onto Ditch Road going north. A check led us into an apartment complex with a boob check taking us into the woods near a pond. It was there on a concrete slab, where Monoga scribbled a tearful confession: he had lost the toilet paper. Indeed, the trail through the shiggy was laid in flour, yet the FRBs still managed to fumble their way through the shiggy where Monogamistake provided another mouthshot of wine. He then guided the racists to the beer stop where we were greeted by Big Ol’ Box of Cocks.
The beer stop was on the edge of 465 on the back end of a billboard. There was a platform area about 8 feet up reachable with minimal lifting and alcohol-infused courage. NEEERRRD!,Tyra Spanks and Swallow For Equality were among those who made the ascent. We got a grope shot from this viewpoint which has since been iconized on our Facebook group. Tyra showed the whole pack his junk.
There was an abundance of beer and snacks and we spent about half an hour there. We took off and made our way through some woods and crossed Williams Creek. We were careful not to go onto too much private property as we continued on over to Beer Stop #2…at Tyra’s house. There were some comfy chairs and a nice, tight t-shirt to try on.
Trail from here led us back to the start, but not without first going through a housing complex and some more shiggy. We went into some woods and found ourselves getting wet in Williams Creek before going through more shiggy and having a shot stop on the side of the road in a wooded utility easement.
Trail sent us back to the start. We packed up our stuff and headed (wsh?) over to 13” Cock Tower and Vibreaker’s house where smoked meats were in our future. Circle took place in the basement. Man Buns brought a sort of ‘pussy chair’ in which he lounged during the circle. The power changed hands as Scary Pooter and I’ll Fucking Kill You were happy