Saturday December 30, 2017
3:00 pm HST
PLEASE RSVP ON FACEBOOK SO WE HAVE A SOLID COUNT FOR THE BAR(s)
Change of plans from tradition. For some reason, no one wants you wankers in their house anymore so we will be mixing things up. This will be a FREE* trail!
*We won’t take your money but several other locations will.
This is holiday hash so feel free to wear any ugly sweater/holiday themed costume you want.
Trail will begin at the lot across from the Antelope Club that we have started and beer checked in several times before. It will be a short, slow, probably dead-hared, bar crawl (approximately 1.5 miles in total) while we carol hash themed holiday songs to any lucky passerby. Feel free to submit any of your favorites (to Monogamistake) to be included in the “Hymn- Hymn- Fuck Hymnal”.
We will go bar to bar allowing you to drink one or two on your own dollar before On Outing to the next. Eventually we will end trail back at the start and have on-after there at the Antelope Club. This is a klassy establishment that will have no qualms with kicking us out if we are dicks. Several hashers are members there and we don’t want them to have to take any flack for us. So don’t be dicks. You will be able to order dinner and drink your fill once again on your own dime.
We will eventually pass out the 2017 Hash Awards that you have voted on and then have our pseudo-traditional gift exchange with one major difference. As we will be in a bar, you MAY NOT open and/or drink any alcoholic gifts to prevent the fluid from being stolen. Therefore, if you want to bring a gift that isn’t alcohol, that would be preferable to limit temptation. You must bring a gift to receive a gift. I would advise around the $20 range. Don’t be that cheap-ass guy that brings his mother’s hand-me down butt plug and then ends up receiving a $100 gold plated double-ender that makes you feel guilty.
Where? Across Delaware Street from the Antelope Club
When? Saturday December 30th, 2017 3PM HST
Why? To celebrate Holiday Hash
Who? Your hares: Monogamistake and Cacklez
What to bring? Warm holiday themed hash gear, ID, cash/card for trail, gift for the exchange, a beautiful singing voice, virgins named Mary.