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When
Saturday May 25, 2019
3:00 pm HST
iCal
Where
5698 Beauport Rd
Indianapolis, IN 46224
Hares
Details
Lets all play like Rednecks!!! You can pay in person. Rego list is for food amounts. Pay day of.
Once again it’s that time in May
When we hash the god damned Murican way!
So grab some scissors, find some jeans
And cut them well above the seams.
A bikini or tank top will do,
Just don’t forget Red, White, and Blue.
Feel free to get carried away
And put tits and ass all on display.
For once in our debaucherous lives
We’ll blend right in with the muggle hives.
Trailing through human shiggy in lots
Show them your tits, they’ll give you shots!
When we’re hot, sunburnt, and shit-faced
We’ll on-after back at Tosser’s place.
He’ll cook the usual fantastic meal
And the beer will flow for quite the deal:
Twenty bucks for the entire shit-show
So scroll down now and fucking rego!
If you are unaware, this is our yearly hash around the Indy 500 party lots.
Hares
13″ Cock Tower
Cost
- $20 gets you everything trail and after party.
- $10 for trail only
- $15 for after party only
Hash Location
TBD
On-After party
Casa de Tosser
1825 Sandoval Ct,
Indianapolis, IN 46214
Food and beer included in rego price.
Don’t be dicks and block Tosser’s neighbors’ driveways.
Bring
Lawn chair. Sun screen. Hash cash. Bare arms. Mullets. Appetite.
Contact Tosser about crash space!
Bookings
Bookings are closed for this event.