When
Friday February 12, 2016
7:00 pm HST
iCal
Where
1801 S Emerson Ave
Indianapolis, IN 46203
Hares
Details
Cum join your hares Show Me Your Dong I’m the Piano Man and VD on this drunken adventure to avoid the loneliness of this fucking hallmark bullshit holiday. As usual, it will be short, sweet, and boozy enough to require an uber. You will get fucked up. You will get condoms from a pinata, so bring something to break my heart with. Oh, and 6 bucks. And virgins to sacrifice. And uber money. And a headlamp. And bail money. You know. The usual shit. This trail promises to have you too drunk to realize you’re disappointed. You will feel ashamed in the morning though.
Why is this “Reverse Cowgirl?”
Well, for any of you who are old as dirt and still lucid enough to remember (ahem, Money $hot) this is the very first INLUST, only backwards. Because I’m lazy and recycle trails years later when no one will notice except Money $hot.
Start location is near is Liquor store, Pizza hut, and Dollar General Parking Lot.