#804…Teenage Mutant Ninja Hashers: Secret of the Booze…Wednesday, Oct 3, 2018

IndyScent added to the list of awesome places it has hashed, doing a trail on October 3 that included a section on I-465.

Taking part in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Hashers: Secret of the Booze hash were 13” Cock Tower, Monogamistake, Desperate Lay, Toe Dirt, La Drone, Cacklez, Lawrence of the Labia, Did We Fuck?, Cuntput, Pink in the Stink, 6 Year Itch, Flasic, Milk Man, Just Clay, Just Shawntee, Upright Position, Gender Bender, and Crumb Bitch Crumb from First Urbana-Champaign H3 in Illinois.

Money $hot and BILF Nye The Anal Guy hared this shigalicious trail, which started at the Wheels of Wonder roller skating rink parking lot. It included an early section where hashers had to walk on stones outside a storage facility that were positioned at about a 45-degree angle. Even the walkers ended up very spaced out from the shiggy clusterfuck of the rocks. Including this on trail earned the hares scorn from their fellow hashers. It was just after this section that BILF realized his car keys had fallen out of his pocket, and he began to get worried while he continued to lay trail. The hash eventually made its way up to some train tracks and then descended down to a wooded area, where there was a beer check. As BILF was downing a tasty beverage thinking about where he might have dropped the keys to his Honda Civic, Cock Tower walked up and asked, “Does anyone need keys to a Honda Civic?” Meanwhile, a group of three teenagers were hanging out near the bottom of the train tracks, and hashers took turns making snarky remarks amongst each other about engaging in sexual relations with the teenage girl in the group.

After the beer check was the main event: hashing on I-465 West, which was closed for construction. The trail alternated moving along a grassy area next to the highway (as well as a water crossing) and going on the highway itself, so as to avoid detection from some damn overachievers who were working at 8:30 p.m. The highlight of this section for Desperate Lay and Monogamistake was draining their bladders in the middle lane of the highway.

After trail, everyone circled up, and even after hashers decided that the hares laid a S-H-I-T-T-Y trail, Money $hot and BILF were called back in for laying a ridiculous trail. Cock Tower then addressed the situation with BILF’s keys, saying many things could have been done with them, such as sticking them in Monogamistake’s ass, but they decided to give them back. For his key mismanagement, BILF was given the hashit. BILF was relieved to get his keys back, and would have done more than carry the hashit to re-obtain them.

On-out,

BILF Nye The Anal Guy