#798…IndyScent’s 19th Analversary…Saturday, August 25, 2018
Hashers from far and wide gathered for Analversary on Saturday, August 25 to celebrate 19 years of IndyScent somehow managing to keep this show going. To paraphrase Ron Burgundy, IndyScent has been throwing the same party for 19 years now – booze, debauchery, and more booze – and in no way is that depressing. The party started with hashers gathering for trail at 806 Dorman Street. About 25 hashers were there, including Desperate Lay, Monogomistake, Boxxxy, Cuntput, Camo Tow, Jacoochie, Cacklez, Cum on Ride This Train, Just Dana, Cuntpletely Forgettable, Wet Back, Commie Blowjabi, Tongue The Bum, NEEEEERRRRRD!, I’ll Fucking Kill You, Vibreaker, Secret Diddler Man, Just Matt, Snatch Cracker, virgins Just Clay and Just Shawntee, Rough Sexxxtimate from Bloomingfools, Cum on Down from Louisville, Seoul Brudda from Summit (N.J.), and Pubio from Fort Wayne. Monogomistake had with him one of the orange cooler backpacks (perfect for carrying pre-lube beers!) that will be given out as swag at Banned Camp.
Rain earlier in the day threatened to put a damper on the festivities, but it cleared up in time for trail. Hares 13” Cocktower and Did We Fuck? took off ahead of the pack, and about 15 minutes later, the rest of the hashers started trail. The beginning part of trail included a 13-mark back check that several hashers near the front suspected would be coming soon. One of the trail’s first (of many) boob checks was at an intersection where a woman who looked homeless was hanging out. Several harriettes contemplated started trying to solve trail until a virgin arrived and, in true hasher spirit, pulled them out. After going through a small park, the first beer check was in a parking lot next to the park. After trail continued, a boob check appeared as the trail went on an overpass over the highway. Being the first harriette at the mark, Cum on Down contemplated what to do and then decided to flash. The second beer check was in a parking lot, and as the hashers hung out and drank, the sky opened up and it started pouring rain heavily. The beer check was cut a couple minutes short, and as the weather soon turned into a flash flood, it was decided that circle would take place at Monogomistake and Boxxxy’s house, where the on-after was scheduled to be.
After everyone made their way to Monogomistake and Boxxxy’s and dried up, circle began with hashers voting that the trail was S-H-I-T-T-Y, making Cocktower and Did We Fuck? do a down-down. The old mismanagement was recognized, and then the new mismanagement (Desperate Lay as GM, Cuntput as RA, Nautical Pussy as trail master, Just Dana and Cacklez as beermeisters, Toe Dirt as cash hag and on-sec, Monogomistake as haberdasher, Just Matt as hash scribe) was brought into the circle for a down-down. After Desperate Lay carried the hashit on trail since he was chosen after the Freaky Friday trail in July, hashers voted that Cocktower should take it next. The hashers then recognized the several visitors present for the event, including some harriette whose name this halfmind cannot remember, that started hashing in Beijing and recently moved to the area. The Tosser Tube was pulled out, and she did a down-down from the vessel.
It was then time to name two hashers: Just Matt, who has been hashing with Indy since late June, and Just Dana, who has been hashing with the group since prom in April. Just Dana was named The Nuns Who Say KNEE! Although he could have had names such as Street Sleeper, N.A.B.L.A. (North American Boss Love Association), Just Matt was christened B.I.L.F. Nye The Anal Guy. Joining the group at various points of the on-after were hashers such as Redneck Trainwreck, Flasic, Dr. Taco, and Cumz with Scotch. Late into the party, hashers such as I’ll Fucking Kill You, Monogomistake, Boxxxy, Cacklez, Redneck Train Wreck, and B.I.L.F. Nye The Anal Guy played Cards Against Humanity. In true hashers’ spirit, they offended pretty much every group from minorities to the disabled. Among the answers that momentarily stopped the game for rounds of laughter was that people should live life like the profoundly disabled.
Thanks to Monogomistake and Boxxxy for hosting the on-after and providing all the great food and booze (though if you’re really thirsty, they still might have some of that keg left). And thanks to all of the previous mismanagement (Monogomistake, Boxxxy, Cocktower, Cuntput, Cuntpletely Forgettable, NEEEEERRRRD, Hump and Pump, Desperate Lay, Salad Tosser, Pedaltration, and the valued Cuntsultants) for allowing us to keep this shit show rolling.
On-out,
B.I.L.F. Nye The Anal Guy