#800-802…Banned Camp – Back to School…The weekend of Sept 14-16, 2018
About 70 hashers showed they don’t need a remedial course in partying, earning a 69.0 partying-point average at the back to school-themed third anal Banned Camp September 14-16 at Shakamak State Park in Jasonville.
Students included Desperate Lay, 13” Cock Tower, Vibreaker, Monogomistake, Boxxxy, I’ll Fucking Kill You, Dumb Cumster, 2 Fists 2 Furryous, Cuntput, Salad Tosser, Ribbited for her Pleasure, Did We Fuck?, Commie Blowjabi, Tongue the Bum, Nautical Pussy, Flabong Me, Show Me Your Dong I’m The Piano Man, Dis-Whoriented, Toe Dirt, Captain Princess Pee-Pee Pants, Hump N Pump, Pedaltration, Showcase Shartdown, The Nuns Who Say KNEE!, Cum on Ride This Train, Camo Tow, Jacoochie, BILF Nye The Anal Guy, Gutter Balls, NEEEEERRRRRD, Just Amanda, A Ray of Fucking Sunshine, Redneck Trainwreck, Just Danielle, Just Whitney, Lady Closet Fag, Just Shawntee, Just Clay, LaDrone, Just Makenzie, Just Tia, Psychedelic Cum Fountain, Man Buns of Steel, Responsibilibitch, Swallow 4 Equality, Scary Pooter, Tri-harder, Upright Position, Gender Bender, I Kinsey Ur Butthole, Just Rebecca from Bloomingfools, Stink Palm and Eye Swallow from Big Hump in St. Louis, Kotex from Louisville, Put A Cork in It and Balls on Parade from Springfield, Illinois, THFKA Dr. Taco and Cumz with Scotch from Fort Wayne, 3 & Out and Amish Roadkill from Dayton, Smells Like Fish Tastes Like Bacon from Oregon, Look Mom Both Hands, an Indiana transplant originally from Tidewater in Virginia, and Just Jason from both everywhere and nowhere.
Monogomistake and Boxxxy led Friday night’s trail, which was IndyScent’s 800th trail. The trail went around the camp site, laid impressively entirely in invisible chalk, and featured three beer nears. At one, hashers played spin the bottle after chugging some quality wine, and at another they played suck and blow, where they passed a card from one hasher’s mouth to another. If the card fell to the ground, hashers had to drink a shot of peppermint schnapps.
The first major event on Saturday was the Highlands Games that Vibreaker organized. The 8 v. 8 games featured activities such as hashers getting dressed in women’s clothes and bringing a tray of beers back to their team without spilling any of the sacred fluid. There also was titty trivia, where hashers matched the pictures of boobs submitted by various harriettes to their hash names. But the most entertaining activity was one where a team of 2 hashers had to pop balloons by putting them between the hashers, and one person fucking the balloon until it popped. Just Jason displayed his hip-thrusting proficiency when teamed with Scary Pooter, going one balloon after another and popping the shit out of each one. This led to a naming that Cock Tower said was one of the best in recent memory. While hashers came up with great names like Hand to Man Combat, Whore Island, and Fuck This Balloon, Fuck This Balloon, Fuck This Balloon, Just Jason was christened Thunder Thrusts. After receiving his name, Thunder Thrusts reprised his performance by putting a balloon between him and a Scary Potter’s rear and fucking the shit out of it, popping the balloon in one thrust. Pedaltration recorded the performance, and a video of it is posted in the IndyScent Facebook group. This wasn’t the only naming on Saturday, as earlier in the day, Just Danielle was named Hurtin’ for a Squirtin, since she likes it a bit rough and apparently all over the campground less than 1 day into the weekend.
A little while after Highlands Games was done, there was trail. Psychedelic Cum Fountain, Tri-harder, and Nautical Pussy were the hares, and laid a trail that featured a turkey-eagle option. The turkey option went to the first beer near and back, and the eagle trail was somewhere between 3 and 4 miles, had another beer near, and also a picture check at a pond. Following trail, hashers circled up, and the visitors provided some great entertainment. As in hashing tradition, visitors must provide a song, joke, or body part, several non-IndyScenters sang some hilarious, crude songs. Since she had already provided hashers with a fantastic song on Friday’s trail, Smells Like Fish Tastes Like Bacon had to drink a concoction from Salad Tosser’s test tube glass that included donations such as beer, jungle juice, and Monogomistake’s beer that he spat into the glass.
Saturday night’s festivities began with a costume contest. Costumes included 2 Fists 2 Furryous as a sexy unicorn, as well as Captain Princess Pee-Pee Pants (who is stationed in North Carolina) dressed in regular clothes as a hurricane victim. Boxxxy won best costume as Dick Butt, complete with a dildo hanging off her butt. Monogomistake won worst costume as a human beer-bong where as he drank, drinkable beer came out from under his kilt (even though it was by far the most cool and creative costume of the night…you fucking assholes).
Hashers neared the end of the weekend’s partying studies with a school class-themed shooting star trail. For history class, Dr. Taco reprised his Gaybraham Lincoln outfit that won the costume contest at last year’s Banned Camp and asked hashers history questions before serving them shots. For astronomy, Hurtin’ for a Squirtin provided starry night shots. For recess, hashers took shots while in a sex swing, leading several to remark, “Cabin 3 is the place to be!”. Then the lunch ladies of cabin 6 had Lunch Box bombs. There was a delicious dessert shot of Rumpy and Chocolate syrup from Hump N Pump and Toe Dirt. We also had Mudslides for geology with Professor Psycho, Sake Bombs for a foreign language and panty removers for Sex Ed from the lovely Bloomingfools. There were probably more, but as you can see: remembering shit was not in the homework so I hope there’s not a final exam.
The weekend’s shitty festivities ended with Salad Tosser and Flabong Me haring a fat boy hangover trail around Ass Hall that ended with a beer near in the walk-in refrigerator that was filled to about maximum capacity with hashers. 2019 Banned Camp: You have a lot to top!
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BILF Nye the Anal Guy (w/ editor Monogamistake)