#803…Naughty Piana Chiropractic Hash…Saturday, Sept 29, 2018

Most hashers have already had their dignity destroyed, but the Naughty Piano Chiropractic hash sought to extinguish something else: FRBs’ desire to be near the front of the pack.
Present at this back check fest at Rhodius Park were 13” Cock Tower, BILF Nye The Anal Guy, Commie Blowjabi, Cuntput, Dis-Whoreiented, Dumb Cumster, Flabong Me, Just Clay, Just Shawntee, Just Amanda, La Drone, Milk Man, Monogamistake, Pea Hard On, Salad Tosser, Ribbited for Her Pleasure, Secret Diddler Man, Tongue the Bum, Wendy FlufferPorn, Just Eamonn, Just Louis, and Just Katie.

After everyone circled up, hares Nautical Pussy and Show Me Your Dong, I’m The Piano Man, who were doing this chiropractic hash for the third time, provided hashers with the few hash marks they would need to solve the trail.
BILF Nye The Anal Guy and Cuntput were the FRBs on this hash. At a check during an early part of the trail, they were nearly in someone’s back yard as two kids were playing outside, and the two boys looked on in amusement as BILF and Cuntput looked for flour plouffs. The trail made its way up to some train tracks, where Monogamistake found the first of what would be many trail treasures the group would come upon: a neon construction vest, an item Cock Tower also would find. The first beer check came after hashers descended down from the train tracks. The two biggest back checks were after the beer near. There was a 10-plouff back check located near a Dairy Queen. After BILF and Cuntput counted back 10 plouffs, Pea Hard On found true trail, which continued on a long straightaway on a grassy area. Trail led to a paved pathway parallel to the grassy area, but went in the opposite direction. On this pathway was the biggest back check of the trail, which was 11 plouffs, and the pack caught up to BILF and Cuntput by the time they arrived back at the check. The second beer check was just after the check at a picnic area in a park, as there were kids working on their athletic skills while we worked on our drinking skills.

At circle following the trail, BILF and Cuntput were called in for being FRBs. Pea Hard On was called in for partially destroying the trail treasure (a figurine scene) he found, Following circle, as he tried to dispose of the trail treasure, he threw it toward the dumpster and missed, and it hit the side of the dumpster and was further destroyed.

On-after was at nearby Slammin’ Sammie’s, where there were two namings. Just Eamonn and Just Amanda were put through rigorous questions by an increasingly belligerent and distractable horde of hashers. Eventually shitty names were voted on and decided on by about 8 dedicated people. These idiots decided it was time to go to the on-after-after to join Boxxxy at her and Monogamistake’s house. After several more beers and stories they decided they did not like either of the two names they picked when they were soberer and renamings commenced. Anyway, say goodbye to Just Eamonn and Just Amanda, and say hello to Manley’s Anal Slut and Pink in the Stink! Ask them how they earned those names for some good stories.

On-out,

BILF Nye The Anal Guy